Saturday, December 24, 2011


So Santa went to the doctor for his millenial physical.  UH OH, hypertensive, pre-diabetic, high LDL, low HDL, and we wont' even mention the triglycerides.... ugh...  So Santa and the Mrs go on a diet, make a lot of healty changes and get a new PR guy.  This year, he comes out as the new and improved Santa, re-branded as SINTER.  A new jolly fellow for the new jolly age.  Ain't that just sexy! -enjoy

 Sinter reviews the naughty and nice list.

 Slim fit jacket and fedora, the man about the office look.

 Isis Claus gets her man ready for the big night. 

Isis loves Christmas Eve.  The one night she gets some "me" time!

Sinter on his motor cycle "Sleigh-er."  Ever hear of horse power?  This machine boast 8 reindeer under the hood.  Isis makes sure he wears his helmet.  Safety first!

thanks to all the members, I hope to give you more in 2012.


Petra Noir

If you poke around the interwebs you can find some very interesting things.  For instance, many cultures out there have Santa AAAAND Santa's antithesis.  A character who travels with Santa and punishes the naugty children.  This link here will tell you of a few.  I've always been a fan of balance, ying and yang.  Light and dark, good and evil, sunshine and rain, Midge and Francie etc.  So here I present Petra Noir,  a play on the name Black Peter, one of Santa's unloving companions.  It's just two photos, but it's enough.  All the little Kellys and Skippers of the doll world better "watch out."  -Enjoy

 Petra Noir and her assistant Krampoint.0 review the naughty list that the nice man forwarded her.  Krampoint.0 reads the handwritten list and Petra cross checks the digital data base she keeps.  Evolved from her predecessors, Petra neither whips the naughts or even eats them for Christmas dinner.  She just hacks into their new e-toys and crashes them.  She also delivers a traditional lump of coal for good measure.


Happy Festivus!  The uber PC, slightly naughty term used to celebrate all the winter holidays!  "Gearing" up for the big night is a certain someone's E.L.F. or Electronic Labor Force!  
Scanner on the left scans and inventories the incoming goods from the many retailers  that  the 'man' sources from across the globe!  Gone are the days of meat elves complaining about long work hours, and insurance claims.  Toys are ordered online now, sent to the North Pole and distributed among the nice children of the world.  Spanner on the right is in charge of logging each outgoing present and makes sure each deserving child is on  the "list."

 Que-cee does that quality control.  This E.L.F.  makes sure no toys are broken as they leave the north pole.  Que-cee also makes sure that outgoing goods meet the North Pole's health and safety standards for toys.  The highest standards globally!

Dragger is in charge of off loading the freight containers that arrive daily.  Bagger is in charge of getting each gift that has been secured for delivery to the correct loading area for delivery.  It's very important to get the correct gift to the correct magical bag.  They are interchangeable and versatile, able to switch jobs as the incoming and outgoing activity varies from one time of the year to another.

Some things are still done by the 'man' though.  He manually looks over the naughty or nice list, and informs his E.L.F. crew as to the status of each child.